Anthrax Scare at the Lincoln Memorial

I wish I had one of those siren .gifs like Drudge... This is breaking news, using FOX News for copy, it had the most sensational write-up I could find (World News Daily hasn't hit it yet):

"WASHINGTON — The FBI is helping the U.S. Park Police and Washington, D.C. police investigate what is described as the discovery of an "anthrax threat letter" and a suspicious package at the Lincoln Memorial.

A strange liquid was found in the women's restroom on the property Monday afternoon. Authorities would not confirm what the note said or what the substance may have been.

There are no reports of anyone being sick, nor have any ambulances been called.

One citizen reported seeing a suspicious bottle, which police never found. There was a letter in a clear plastic sleeve with threatening language found in the restroom, along with a thermos found on the memorial steps.

After testing, the fire department later determined that the substance in the thermos was not harmful."

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"We don't have this anthrax... uh, BOO!"

More to be released shortly, I'm sure.